mettic:

>ask New Mercy to damage boost me

>she tells me to suck her nuts

>proceeds to turn into an immortal golden god and 1v6 the enemy team with her gatling gun pistol

>makes eye contact with me as she’s teabagging their corpses and tells me that i’m next and posts my address 

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imakegoodchoices:

halalbarbie:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

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fieryartemispublications:

agendershittyknight:

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

911 I’d like to report a murder

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geekrest:
“ All it needed was a little groovy love.
”
batbitequeen:
“ painstation:
“mood
”
his head is in that one post spitting slime out
”
unicornfan:
“ warmsleepy:
“ unicornfan:
“ warmsleepy:
“ portable slime gargoyle
” ”
Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen
” ”
heylookitsarevolution:
“This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.
”
mariopowertennis:
“Mario has been given objectively too much power in this game I’m drawing the line at possessing the souls of the living
”

foryourhealth:

foryourhealth:

wheres that one dril tweet about fifth grade being hard

ok i found it this is like definitely the funniest one ever imo

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mariopowertennis:
“Mario has been given objectively too much power in this game I’m drawing the line at possessing the souls of the living
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