Nautas

mettic:

>ask New Mercy to damage boost me

>she tells me to suck her nuts

>proceeds to turn into an immortal golden god and 1v6 the enemy team with her gatling gun pistol

>makes eye contact with me as she’s teabagging their corpses and tells me that i’m next and posts my address 

(via mercedez)

imakegoodchoices:

halalbarbie:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fieryartemispublications:

agendershittyknight:

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

911 I’d like to report a murder

(Source: amultitudeofsins, via perks-of-being-chinese)

foryourhealth:

foryourhealth:

wheres that one dril tweet about fifth grade being hard

ok i found it this is like definitely the funniest one ever imo

(via perks-of-being-chinese)